Don't really have a scanner yet, so whatever. Maybe in a few years...

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.

If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.

Total the number of things in each list you've done.

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. *when I was a little kid*
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. *god I love doing that, consider me not macho if you wish, but I just kinda like to lay there hugging a girl*
5. kissed someone of the same sex. *Fuck no*
6. had someone in your room other than family.
7. watched porn.
8. bought porn.
9. done drugs.
TOTAL: 8, I'd never actually pay for porn.

1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself on purpose. *Yeah, but not because I was emo. I broke a cd case and cut my hand for fun, yeah I'm mentally disturbed, deal with it*
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die. *No, but why would that apply to this thing?*
TOTAL: 9

1. missed curfew. *Never had one, but I would if I had one*
2. stayed out all night. *yup*
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. *sure, I think, how big is a carton?*
4. been to a therapist. *therapists are full of shit, I like being a sociopath*
5. been to rehab. *Rehab is for quitters!*
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket. *No, I don't break driving laws unless I know no one is around*
8. been in an accident. *Nope, I'm a great driver*
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL: 6

1. been to a wild party. *yeah I suppose, they don't excite me too much, I like drinking with a few close friends*
2. seen the Mardi Gras.
3. drank more than four beers in a night. *lulz four?! I'm huge I can drink 12 before being drunk*
4. had a spring break in Florida. *I suppose, I'm not much of a conformist type...*
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish. *lol, wut?*
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. own a 50 Cent CD. *fuck no, that guy's a liar*
TOTAL: 8

1. dressed gothic.
2. dressed prep. *Sorta, for job interviews*
3. dressed punk. *fucking yes*
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something. *Yeah all the time, just small things though, these corporate fuckers sell things for like 50x profit, food, guitar strings, etc.*
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
10. had someone sneak into your room.
TOTAL: 10

1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your best (guy/girl)friend.
3. been to a concert. *Man, I've been to every concert*
4. dry-humped someone. *lol kinda*
5. been called a slut.
6. called someone a slut.
7. installed speakers in your car. *at first I read sneakers, lol, but yeah."
8. broken a mirror. *with my fucking fist hardcore bitch!!*
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush. *not really*
TOTAL: 8

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. *meh...no*
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater. *Yeah since I was like 4*
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery. *actually no*
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court. *again actually no*
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire. *about every day...*
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL: 7

1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence. *sorta*
3. cheated with someone. *sorta, the one I was going out with asked me out and wasn't making any advances*
4. got in trouble with the police. *nope*
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger. *lol, wut?*
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harrassed.
10. been verbally harrassed.
TOTAL: 5

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight. *more like 30 something the first time I played WoW, it was on Christmas break*
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. *maybe...*
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight. *technically yes, out of the corner of my eye*
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive. *yup even before my license*
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
TOTAL: 9

ALTOGETHER TOTAL: An even 70.